This may well be the stupidest image I've ever done. But it makes me laugh, so up it goes. The pie's carrying a bucket of forks, spoons and knives to sell for a penny
Simple Simon met a pieman,_Going to the fair._Said Simple Simon to the pieman,_"Let me taste your ware." Said the pieman unto Simon,_"Show me first your penny."_Said Simple Simon to the pieman,_"Indeed I have not any."